French Fries and Pop Tarts (Tuesday, Nov. 23, 1999)
Hi Lori,
Actually I was going to start this off by saying “Hello, my loyal servant,” but after reconsidering, well…I’ll just leave it at “Hi Lori.”
I’m glad I surprised you!! And yes, you embarrassed? I don’t believe it! So why were you embarrassed? Was it something I said in my e-mail? Maybe I should embarrass you some more. Maybe not? You might not respond this time. I’m curious—do you remember some of the things you said on Friday? Hey, this is getting good now. Hmmmmmm, maybe I should remind you of some? What exactly made you blush?
Let’s see, what else should I respond to? Yes, I do like French fries. I eat them quite a bit. I am not exactly the most healthiest eater around. I kind of enjoy eating things I like rather than focusing on things that are good for me. But I have been getting better (I’ve noticed myself gaining weight). I also eat a lot of red meat. Booo Hisss. I guess I am just bad news to you “healthy, eat-right people.” But you admitted it yourself, that old morning Pop Tart will get you every time. Now getting back to your question—No, I never finished my fries. The reason...the night before I was up sick, and the fries just did not appeal to me after I ordered them.
What else? My ego. Let’s just say I know what I am capable of and have no reason to prove anything. Rather, I am just there to help others learn what they are capable of doing. I guess confidence has a lot to do with it.
But look at you. You have to be pretty confident in
yourself, too. Prove it, you say? Ok, just look at your site. Look at the number of hits you get! You have to be doing something right. And look at those pictures you posted. Those are some pretty compromising poses. I could never do that. And hey, you’re the one who challenged me to the arm wrestle. Pretty bold!! Talk about confidence.
You know, I had that same funny image of you arm wrestling me in that bar today. Déjà vu! But my image had you dressed in that non-traditional black martial arts outfit again. Hmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm, hold on. I am still thinking of it.
Ok, I am ready now.
Are you my master? Interesting question. I better leave that one alone.
Moving on…
I reminded Ringo this morning of the bet. I don’t think he remembers making one (one too many beers). But, he said he would honor it. There is a sucker born every minute (I can say that about him because we have been friends for so long).
Ok, back to work. You’ve been goofing off too long!! (Just kidding.)
Talk to you later,
Tyler


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